WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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