i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
They have beer where we have blood.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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