Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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