Don't make out with my wife yet
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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