Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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