Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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