Will you blow on my dice?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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