i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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