I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
where does the pee come out of this thing
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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