I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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