I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
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Found the puke drawer
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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