you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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