weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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