She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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