so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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