I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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