That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.