She said her name was "party"
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
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things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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