It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check