How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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