Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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