Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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