I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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