you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
its liver damage thursday
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