I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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