you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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