She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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