Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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