dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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