Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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