White coat. Heels.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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