Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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