My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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