THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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