doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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