is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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