I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just cut my nipple shaving
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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