I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
