Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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