we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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