Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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