i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
sarcasm needs its own font
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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