sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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