just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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