$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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