in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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