Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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