So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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