dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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