he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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