if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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