even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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