all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Don't tell me you're on acid again
FUCK WHALES
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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