You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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