She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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