I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
dude. I can hear the air.
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