I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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