didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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